If you're going to be one of those quote, un-quote brave souls who get up at 3 in the morning to stand in line for a doorbuster and a commemorative Christmas decoration advertising big box chain X, I wish you godspeed.
If you want to know something about me, the easiest thing to do is ask.
I had it in my mind to write some hearts and flowers column, one about how, after looking at the photos of five teenagers, I don't understand.
If you have to buy a giant thumb to navigate your cell phone and use a smartphone ergonomics chart then I would say you're probably using your cell phone way too much and could stand to walk away for a little while.
In trying to wrap my thoughts around the Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice fiascos, I couldn't — until I read my commissioner's note in one of the fantasy football leagues I play in.
With the announcement of the Apple Watch Tuesday, I have this great fear it's going to make people more obnoxious.
I have this little schtick I sometimes go through when the card swipe machine asks if the amount I'm paying is correct.